Isn’t It Sharks Hockey?

April 23rd, 2017

Make sure to sing along!

Michal Handzus turned ninety-eight
He was traded and hoisted cup the next day
It’s Scott Hannan with a misplay
It’s a third period goal two minutes too late

And isn’t it Sharks hockey, don’t you think?

[Chorus]
It’s like icing on the power play
It’s a 5 on 3 but you can’t keep it in
It’s the good shot that you just don’t take
Who would’ve thought, it figures

Mr. Martin Havlat was afraid to change on the fly
He grabbed his hockey stick and high fived Shep goodbye
He waited the whole damn shift to jump those boards
And as his pelvic floor crashed down, he thought
“Well isn’t this nice?”

And isn’t it Sharks hockey, don’t you think?

[Chorus]
It’s like icing on the power play
It’s a 5 on 3 but you can’t keep it in
It’s the good shot that you just don’t take
Who would’ve thought, it figures

San Jose has a funny way of giving up the lead
When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right

And San Jose has a funny way of winning the game when
You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up in your face

A breakaway when you just broke your skate
A no-scoring sign on your team’s power play
It’s like 10,000 shots when all you need is a goal
It’s like playing the eighth seeded team
And then losing the series in six

And isn’t it Sharks hockey, don’t you think?
A little too Sharks hockey, and yeah, I really do think…

[Chorus]
It’s like icing on the power play
It’s a 5 on 3 but you can’t keep it in
It’s the good shot that you just don’t take
Who would’ve thought, it figures

San Jose has a funny way of fucking with you
San Jose has a funny, funny way of losing the game
Losing the game

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