Hey Kurz, F**k You: A Love Letter

Another year, another year of “Patrick Marleau Is Going To Leave The San Jose Sharks For Good Because He Is The Source Of All Of Their Problems” and all I have to say is, fuck off Kevin Kurz. “Yeah so the San Jose Sharks are the only reason that I’m not a Subway Sandwich Artist, but…

History Lessons With The Canafornians: The Boston B Party

As a regular reader of this blog periodical, you are no doubt well aware of this institution’s reputation as the gold standard in historical preservation and re-telling. Yes, from our work documenting the deep rooted and often times turbulent friendship between poet and clergyman Thomas Washbourne (1606-1687) and New York Rangers scribe Stan Fischler, to…

Pacific Grim: This Shit Again?

it’s Tuesday, we’re writing this while I make a succulent turkey meatloaf and stace sits eternally in the perpetuity of Seattle traffic, and like…DIDN’T WE JUST FUCKING DO THIS? Safe to say we’re phoning it in today. I’m still trying to forget the last time these two Pacific Division rivals and subjects of a very…