WCQF GAME 2: HE IS RISEN

No no no, I know it is the day of our Lord and all, but I’m not talking about him. Surprisingly not talking about him, although he did rise from the dead. 1 Peter 5:8 – Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. Raffi Torres…

Bestern Conference Quarterfinals Game 3: Sixes and Sevens

Hertl’s winnings at Dave & Busters pic.twitter.com/pD4gkQhNCV — Ann Frazier (@annfrazi) April 22, 2014 Quite the assembly of winnings there by Mr. Hertl. I’d say he’s been there before, wouldn’t you, Mike Modano? So if you didn’t know (now you know), Game 3 of the epic tightly contested somewhat watched San Jose Sharks v. Reyes de…

Pacific Grim: This Game Literally Means Nothing

  Check out all of these fantastic moments in the latest Battles of Alberta that have ultimately meant nothing since the 90’s. Okay, look, of course, it’s the Flames, it’s the Oilers, it’s the same tired jokes we’ve all endured since we were all young children, and of course it matters. Provincial pride is on…

Pacific Grim: OH CA-NO NOT AGAIN

Hey Canafornians! It’s almost the best time of the year, guys. No, I’m not talking about the hoisting of the Stanley Cup. Hell, I’m not even talking about the playoffs. I’m talking about who gets crowned the Pacific Division champions!!!! #AwShitShakeDatAss https://twitter.com/stace_ofbase/statuses/444337818869850112 As everyone has predicted, Anaheim has regressed down to second in the division…

WCQF GAME 7: The Kübler-Ross model

I guess the bottomline is that tonight will either be a relief or the worst thing to happen in Sharks history. Just when I think that this hockey team couldn’t make themselves any more embarrassing than they already are, they miraculously out do themselves again. It doesn’t help that this is happening against our biggest…

PACIFIC GRIM: TOO MANY JERSEYS ON THE ICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouk32RFij2U I love how Lance & Joey are wearing beer league hockey jerseys. Hi Canafornians! As predicted, San Jose lost to Calgary last night. I’m not mad, it was a thing I expected and was ready for and it’s here and I’m okay. In an unexpected turn of events, the San Jose Sharks DID manage…

PACIFIC GRIM: *disinterested shoulder shrug*

The Sharks have locked up a playoff spot and are on the verge of another DIVISIONAL CHAMPION BANNER! The Oilers are the worst, and have locked up a top 3 draft pick for the 25th year in a row. Who cares? Here’s a bunch of Mitch Hedberg jokes. 25. This is what my friend said…

Olympacific Grim: Canada Vs USA DUDES-A-PLENTY EDITION!

It was a rough day for the United States Of America yesterday. The US Women’s hockey team got out to a 2-0 lead on our beautiful Canadian angels, soundly outplayed them for a good 55 minutes, AND THEN LET IT ALL SLIP AWAY! But I digress. Today is a new day, and Canada faces another…

Olympacific Recap: How Do You Do Better Than Gold?

In reference to the title, you eliminate Mike Modano. We’ll get to that. Patience, my children, papa bear’s gonna feed you. So let’s make this as positive as we can for Canafornians. Quick and easy (except not Quick, because, well): Canada wins. The San Jose Sharks win. Everyone around the office is pretty happy with…